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Funny Quotes

– Sign in a pathology: It might be piss and shit for u, but for us it is bread and butter.

– Your daddy must be a terrorist because you’re a BOMB!

– Sign post outside a college — “DRIVE CAREFULLY, DONT KILL THE STUDENTS, .. . . WAIT FOR THE LECTURERS!”

– Never explain yourself. Your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe it..

– The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat

– Alcohol doesn’t solve any problem, but then neither does milk

– The person who hates u thinks about you twice the person who loves you!

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March 28, 2006 Posted by | Great Quotes | Leave a comment

Crazy Local

From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island, shouting and desperately waving his hands.

“Who is that man… and why is he so upset?” a passenger asks the ship’s captain.

“I have no idea,” says the captain, “but, every year when we pass by here, he goes crazy.”

March 22, 2006 Posted by | Jokes | Leave a comment

Secure Password

My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes. I noticed their Disney password was “MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto,” and asked why it was so long.

“Because,” my son explained, “they say it has to have at least four characters.”

March 22, 2006 Posted by | Jokes | Leave a comment

Control

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.

After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says,

“Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?”

The third fellow says “I’ll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees.”

The first two guys were amazed. “What happened then?” they asked. “She said, ‘get out from under the bed and fight like a man’.”

March 22, 2006 Posted by | Jokes | Leave a comment

Historical Wife

A man complains to a friend, “I can’t take it anymore.”

“What’s wrong?” his concerned friend asks.

“It’s my wife. Every time we have an argument, she gets historical!”

“You mean hysterical,” his friend said, chuckling.

“No, I mean HISTORICAL,” the man insists. “Every argument we have, she’ll go “I still remember that time when you ….”

March 22, 2006 Posted by | Jokes | Leave a comment

College

A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week. Before class ended he went around the room asking students some questions about the day’s lecture. Of course, he made sure to pick on his tardy pupil.

“And who was it that developed the theories behind communism?” the professor asked.

“I don’t know,” the student said.

“Perhaps if you came to class on time, Mr. Reebs, you would know,” said the professor.

“That’s not true,” the student replied. “I never pay attention anyway!”

March 22, 2006 Posted by | Jokes | Leave a comment

Santa’s Lap

As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what would you like for Christmas?”

The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, “Don’t tell me you didn’t get my E-mail?”

March 22, 2006 Posted by | Jokes | Leave a comment

Lunch

The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, “Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude…?”

After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, “I guess you’d be eating alone.”

March 22, 2006 Posted by | Jokes | Leave a comment

No Christmas Gift

One year, a particular harried husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.

The next year, he didn’t buy her a gift.

When she asked him why, he replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!”

March 22, 2006 Posted by | Jokes | Leave a comment

Kiss Per Yard

Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, “I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?”

“Only one kiss per yard, ” replied the smirking male clerk.

“That’s fine,” replied the girl. “I’ll take ten yards.”

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then teasingly held it out.

The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her. “Grandpa will pay the bill,” she said as she smiled.

March 22, 2006 Posted by | Jokes | Leave a comment