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Who is guilty…!!!

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts:

“Up!! Quick! My husband is back.”

Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts his back, and then realizes:

“Damn, I’m the husband!”

Who is guilty” in this situation?

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April 27, 2006 Posted by | Jokes | 1 Comment

Hydrabadi Shayari

Hatha me hath milake,
Hatha me hath milake,
anguthi churake chali gayi,
abhi gale milne ko aari,
kya karati ki kya ki……

chay pine ko aake,
chay pine ko aake,
shakkar churake chali gayi,
abhi full meals ko aari,
kya karati ki kya ki……..

pahalich mulakat me ,
pahalich mulakat me ,
five star me chuna lagai,
abhi date pe leke jao bolari,
kya karati ki kya ki……….

sagai sagai bolake,
sagai sagai bolake,
puri shopping karali,
abhi shadi shadi bolari
kya karati ki kya ki…….

April 13, 2006 Posted by | Shayari | 1 Comment

Koi apni biwi ka Antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se barish shuru hui. Dukhi aadmi bola: lagta hai pahunch gai.

April 11, 2006 Posted by | Jokes | Leave a comment

Der lagi aane mein tumako shukar hai phir bhi aaye to

Der lagi aane mein tumako shukar hai phir bhi aaye to
aas ne dil ka saath na chhodaa vaise ham ghabaraye to

shafaq dhanuk mahataab ghatayen tare nagmen bijali phool
us daaman mein kya kya kuch hai vo daaman haath mein aaye to

suni sunaai baat nahin hai apane upar biti hai
phool nikalte hain sholon se, chaahat aag lagaye to

jhuuth hai sab taarikh hamesha apane ko dohoraati hai
achchha mera Khvaab-e-javaani thodaa sa doharaye to !

April 11, 2006 Posted by | Shayari | Leave a comment

Sar jhukaoge to patthar devata ho jaayega :: Bashir Badr ::

Sar jhukaoge to patthar devata ho jaayega
itana mat chaho use wo be-wafa ho jaayega

ham bhi dariya hain hamen apana hunar maalum hai
jis taraf bhi chal padenge rasta ho jayega

kitani sachchai se mujhase zindagi ne kah diya
tu nahin mera to koi dusara ho jayegaa

main Khuda ka naam le kar pi raha huun doston
zahar bhi is me agar hoga davaa ho jayegaa

ruuth jana to mohabbat ki alaamat hai magar
kya Khabar thi mujh se wo itanaa Khafaa ho jayega

April 11, 2006 Posted by | Shayari | Leave a comment

rishton mein darar aaye

rishton mein darar aaye
bete na rahe bete
bhai na rahe bhai
rishton mein darar aaye

parkha hai lahu apna, bharata hai zamane ko
tufano mein koi bhi, aaya na bachane ko
sahil pe nazar aayee
kitane hi tamasai

Dhoondane se nahi milta, raahat ka jahan koi
TooTe huwe damo ko, le jaye kahaN koi
har mod pe hoti hai
ehsaas ki rusvaai

zakhmon se khili kaliyan, ashkon se khili shabnam
patthar ke daricHe se, aaya hai naya mausam
raaton ki siyali se
li subho ne angadai

April 11, 2006 Posted by | Shayari | Leave a comment

apane haathon ki lakiron main basaale mujhko :: Qateel Shifai ::

apane haathon ki lakiron main basaale mujhko
main hoon tera, to nasib apana bana le mujhko..

mujhse tu puchane aayaaa hai wafaa ke maani
yeh teri sadaa-dili maar na daale mujhko…

main samandar bhi honn, moti bhi hoon, gotaazan bhi
koi bhi naam meraa,,, leke,,, bula le mujhko ..

tune dekhaa nahin aaine se aage kuchh bhi
khudaparasti main kahin tu na ganvaale mujhko..

kal ki baat aur hai main ab saa rahoon yaa na rahoon
jitanaa ji chaahe teraa,, aaj sataale mujhko..

khud ko main baant na daaloon kahin daaman-daaman
kar diyaa tuune agar mere havaale mujhko..

main jo kaantaa hoon to chal mujh se bachaakar daaman
main hoon gar phuul to joode main sajaale mujhko…

main khule dar ke kisi ghar kaa hoon saamaan pyaare
tu dabe paanv kabhi aake churaale mujhko…

tark-e-ulfat ki qasam bhi koi hoti hai qasam
tu kabhi yaad to kar bhoolane-vaale mujhko…

baadaa phir baadaa hai main zahar bhi pi jaaoon “Qateel”
shart ye hai koi baahon main sambhale mujhko…

April 11, 2006 Posted by | Shayari | Leave a comment

During Surgery

Things You Don’t Want To Hear During Surgery:

“Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.”

“Someone call the janitor – we’re going to need a mop.”

“Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness”

“Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!”

“Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?”

“Hand me that…uh…that uh…..thingie.”

“Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.”

“Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?”

“Shoot, there go the lights again….”

“Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy’s got two of them.”

“What do you mean you want a divorce?”

April 11, 2006 Posted by | Jokes | Leave a comment

ranjish hi sahi dil hi dukhaane ke liye aa :: Ahmed Faraz ::

ranjish hi sahi dil hi dukhaane ke liye aa
aa phir se mujhe chho.D ke jaane ke liye aa

pahale se maraasim na sahi phir bhi kabhi to
rasm-o-rahe duniyaa hi nibhaane ke liye aa

kis kis ko bataayenge judai kaa sabab ham
tu mujh se Khafaa hai to zamaane ke liye aa

kuchh to mere pindaar-e-muhabbat ka bharam rakh
tu bhi to kabhi mujh ko manaane ke liye aa

ek umr se huuN lazzat-e-giriyaa se bhi maharuum
ai raahat-e-jaa.N mujh ko rulaane ke liye aa

ab tak dil-e-Khush_faham ko tujh se hain ummiidein
ye aaKhiri shammein bhi bujhaane ke liye aa

April 7, 2006 Posted by | Shayari | 2 Comments

dukh fasaanaa nahin ke tujh se kahein :: Ahmed Faraz ::

dukh fasaanaa nahin ke tujh se kahein
dil bhi maanaa nahin ke tujh se kahein

aaj tak apani bekali kaa sabab
Khud bhi jaanaa nahin ke tujh se kahein

ek tuu harf_aashnaa thaa magar
ab zamaanaa nahin ke tujh se kahein

be-tarah dil hai aur tujh se
dostaanaa nahin ke tujh se kahein

ai Khudaa dard-e-dil hai baKhshish-e-dost
aab-o-daanaa nahin ke tujh se kahein

April 7, 2006 Posted by | Shayari | Leave a comment