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Bhola jokes

1.
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Bhola: Very long!

2.
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Bhola: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Bhola: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai and jumps into the well.
Bhola: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

3.
Bhola: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Pyarelal: Me too, after u leave.

4.
Bhola: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Pyarelal: What’s he studying?”
Bhola: He’s not studying, they are studying him!

5.
Pyarelal sent sms to Bhola: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Bhola got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.

6.
Bhola: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion’s cage.
Pyarelal: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.
Bhola: I didn’t say he got out.

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May 31, 2006 Posted by | Jokes | Leave a comment

Aisi Jaan

Sir: bachcho kasam khao kabhi sharab, cigarette nahi pioge, non-veg nahi khaoge.
Bachche: nahi khaenge sir.

Sir: kabhi ladkiyon ko nahi chhedoge.
Bachche: theek hai sir.

Sir: jua nahi kheloge.
Bachche: ok sir.

Sir: desh ke liye jaan bhi de doge.
Bachche: de denge sir, aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya?

May 29, 2006 Posted by | Jokes | Leave a comment

Moral of the Story

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:

Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

“Johnny, do you have a story to share?”

“Yes, ma’am, my daddy told a story about my Aunt Judy. Aunt Judy was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a small flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn’t fall into enemy hands and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, ’til the blade broke and then she killed the last one with her bare hands.”

“Good heavens,” said the horrified teacher, “What kind of moral did your daddy teach you from that horrible story?”

“Stay the hell away from Aunt Judy when she’s been drinking.”

May 26, 2006 Posted by | Jokes | Leave a comment

Blonde at the Doctor’s

“Please remove your blouse and bra,” says the doctor to the young blonde, placing his stethoscope around his neck.

When she is ready, the doc says, “Big breaths.”

“Yeth,” she replies, “and I’m only thixthteen!”

May 26, 2006 Posted by | Jokes | Leave a comment

Hold Up At The Sperm Bank

A man wearing a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. “Open the safe!” he yells at the girl behind the counter.

“But we’re not a real bank” replies the girl. “This is a sperm bank, we don’t hold money”.

“Don’t argue just open the safe or I’ll blow your head off!” She obliges and opens the safe door.

“Take one of the bottles and drink it!”

“But it’s full of sperm” the girl replies nervously.

“Don’t argue, just drink it” he says.

She prys off the cap and gulps it down.

“Take out another one and drink it too!” he demands.

The girl drinks another one.

Suddenly the guy pulls off the mask and to the girl’s amazement it’s her husband…….

“Not that damn difficult, is it?” he says.

May 26, 2006 Posted by | Jokes | Leave a comment

25th Wedding Anniversary

A man and his wife go to the site of their honeymoon for their 25th anniversary. As the couple is reflecting on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asks the husband, When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?

The husband replies,
All I wanted to do was screw your brains out and suck your tits dry.

What are you thinking now? the wife asks as she undresses.

The husband quickly replies: It looks like I did a pretty good job.

May 26, 2006 Posted by | Jokes | Leave a comment

Dil Tumhara Hai

tumhen malum hai humne ye kis ko pukara hai
ye sab jaante hain ke dil ka kis taraf ishara hai

na koi aahat hai na koi intizaar ka hi sahara hai
faqat apne dil per nazar hai ghum per guzara hai

khudi se farar ho haasil tou duniya se kinara hai
khudaya her dam zindgi israr her dam ashkara hai

mohabbat her dil se ho jaaye tou ye jazba pyaara hai
ye vo darya hai jisme saahil per dubna bhi gawara hai

chaand ghum na kar kya hua gar na koi tumhara hai
her qadam per jo jalta diya hai yaaro vo dil humara hai

May 26, 2006 Posted by | Shayari | Leave a comment

Yaadein

Zindgi mein to tumhari aa na sake, ab khwaabon mein chale aate hain
Tum laakh nazrein pher lo sanam, hum phir bhi chale aate hain

Kahne ko to tum bhul chuki thi, phir bhi anjaane mein pukarti ho
Tum kabhi bhuli nahin thi, sirf jaankar anjaane mein pukarti ho

Mann to mann hai, mann ko kya kahena
Hum aayenge sapno mein, sapno ko kya kahena

Azeez bewafa nahin, tum paas aao ya na aao,
Wo mar ke bhi mara nahin, uski yaadon ko gale se lagao……!!

May 26, 2006 Posted by | Shayari | Leave a comment

Aasuon Ko Bahot Samjhaya

Aasuon Ko Bahot Samjhaya,
Ke Tanhaiyon Main Aaya Karo,
Mehfil Main Humara Mazak Mat Udaya Karo,
Is Per Aansoo Tadap Ker Bole,
Itne Logo Main Bhi Aapko Tanha Paate Hai,
Isiliye Tumhara Saath Dene Chale Aate Hai….!!!!

May 26, 2006 Posted by | Shayari | Leave a comment

Udaas Dil

aaj fir dil hai kuchh udaas udaas
jaane kyun ek mayusi si chhayi hai
aaj fir palkon pe pani hai
bheer mein hoon fir kyun ye tanhai hai

May 26, 2006 Posted by | Shayari | Leave a comment