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Man’s Best Friend?

One night a man walks into a bar with a pig. The bartender says to the man, “That’s a great looking pig, but why does he have a wooden leg?”

So the man says, “Let me tell you about this pig. He is one special pig. One night my house was on fire and he dragged me to safety. Saved my life.”

The bartender says. “Well, that’s great. But why does he have a wooden leg?”

The man says, “Let me tell you about this pig. He is one special pig. One time I was out sailing and the boat capsized. This pig swam me to safety. Saved my life.”

The bartender says, “That’s really terrific, but why the wooden leg?”

The man says, “Let me tell you about this pig. He is one special pig. Last week during an earthquake my house collapsed and my pig pulled me out. Saved my life.”

And finally the bartender says,”Wow, that is one special pig. He saved you from a fire, an earthquake and from drowning. But why does he have a wooden leg?”

The man says, “When you have a pig this special you can’t eat all of it at once.”

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May 17, 2006 - Posted by | Jokes

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