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Gun or a Wife, Top 10 Reasons

Tenth Reason
You can trade an old .44 for a new .22

Ninth Reason
You can keep one gun at home and have another for when…. you’re on the road.

Eighth reason
If you admire a friend’s gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

Seventh reason
Your primary gun doesn’t mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

Sixth reason
Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

Fifth reason
A gun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.

Fourth reason
Guns function normally every day of the month.

Third reason
A gun doesn’t ask, “Do these new grips make me look fat?”

Second reason
A gun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

First and the most compelling reason
You can buy a silencer for a Gun!

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July 4, 2006 - Posted by | Jokes

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