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Things That are Difficult to Say When You’re Drunk

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:
— Indubitably
— Innovative
— Preliminary
— Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:
— Specificity
— British
— Constitution
— Passive-aggressive disorder
— Loquacious
— Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:
— Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex
— Nope, no more booze for me
— Sorry, but you’re not really my type
— Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight
— Oh, I just couldn’t. No one wants to hear me sing

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July 6, 2006 - Posted by | Jokes

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