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Readers Digest

Recently someone was browsing through the 40th Anniversary Issue of Reader’s Digest (dated Feb. 1962), came across this reprint from the Washington News and found it quite interesting considering our current debates!

The Quote:

Vice President Lyndon Johnson received the following message from an Indian (Native American) on a reservation:

“Be careful with your immigration laws. We were careless with ours.”

August 14, 2008 Posted by | Jokes | Leave a comment

Maths Homework

A little boy was doing his math homework.

He said to himself, ‘Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven.

Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine….’
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, ‘What are you doing?’
The little boy answered, ‘I’m doing my math homework, Mum.’
‘And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?’ the mother asked
‘Yes,’ he answered.
Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, ‘What are you teaching my son in math?’
The teacher replied, ‘Right now, we are learning addition.’
The mother asked, ‘And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?’
After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, ‘What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.’

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Chicken Little

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken
Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ‘…. and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, ‘The sky is falling, the sky is falling!’
The teacher paused then asked the class, ‘And what do you think that farmer said?’
One little girl raised her hand and said, “I think he said: ‘Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'”
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes

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Mating Positions

What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display with a sign saying “Newly translated from the original French: 37 mating positions.” Noticing that the books were already wrapped in plain brown paper, I just hadda buy one.

Once safely at home I opened it, out of sight of my wife, and found that I had just purchased an expensive book about Chess.

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What is the height of Mixed Emotion?

Ur Mother-In-Law Falls from 7th Floor on your brand new Mercedes & you dont know whether to laugh or cry……..

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